Hi! My name is Christine. Some say I eat fast but I say people just eat slow. I am a recovering addict from cheez-its and will fight anyone who mocks me! If you like shafts (the drink), are the life of the party, and can do 6 consecutive pull ups, choose me! 

  • Fires people up
  • Addicted to Cheez-its   
  • Fastest eater in the west